Medicine: Kids don’t try this at home. Sure William Tell was everyone’s hero at some point but trying to shoot something off somebody else’s head is dangerous.
Medicine: Kidney cartoon drawn for a patient prior to a nephrectomy. Friend. Friend!!!!
Medicine: He could have just left out the G. It’s not that hard.
Medicine: Ostrich Colon is painful yet treatable condition. It will resolve after sticking you butt in the sand for two weeks.
Medicine: Sometimes life is just pure irony. A classic black and white photo of a member of the KKK requiring some assistance from a few gentleman who he may disapprove of.
Medicine: Seems like he’s practising at the wrong end of the GIT. Unless he’s developed Colonoscopic Dental Procedures?
Medicine: 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one.
Medicine: The Xray pictured showed an elderly gentlemen who is lucky to be alive after he accidentally impaled himself in the head with a set of pruning shears. The recipient of the sheart was working in his garden when he dropped a pair of pruning shears, which landed point-side down in the ground. When he went [...]
Medicine: This Xray shows a child after ingesting a key (highlight in red). No doubt this was not particularly pleasant and something that this child will not consider doing again. Maybe they thought it was a chocolate key. Then why was it wrapped in foil? It was never wrapped in foil! [Source]
Medicine: Surgery was indispensable to save Houdini, a 12-foot Burmese python in Ketchum, Idaho, that swallowed an whole electric sweeping with a electrical cord and control box. The X-ray here shows a blanket’s tangled wiring and resource within a python’s intestine. I had it with these mother ****ing snakes and this mother ****ing blanket.
Medicine: Frankenstein as CEO? Outrageous.
Medicine: Amoxycillin is a wonderful antibiotic. For anyone whose needed amoxycillin for a personal infection will appreciated the humour of getting your prescription made out to Flamen Ball.
Medicine: Not quite as many patients as Dr Coke and Dr Pepsi.
Medicine: Yet again. Knife 1 Skull 0. Another tragic knifing goes pear shaped.
Medicine: Surely Dr Hardick’s parents could have been more original with first initials. Seriously.
Medicine: A screw during a Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary on Australia’s Gold Coast binds a runner python snake. The 32-inch lizard swallowed 4 golf balls it expected mistook for eggs, according to internal reports. Surgery was indispensable to remove a balls from a snake’s intestine.
Medicine: An unfortunate incident where a gentlemen slipped in the bath.
Medicine: Hehe. So much hilarity and so much immaturity.
Medicine: Come for the prescription, stay for the service.
Medicine: Point to where it hurts. This X-ray shows a nail penetrating the index and middle fingers of an adult male. Most likely working with a nail gun. It gets difficult to cause this sort of injury with just a hammer as the third and fourth strikes of the nail usually result in pain.
Medicine: When one pseudonym for penis isn’t enough.
Medicine: Radiology is crucial in modern medicine providing one of the most useful medical advancements in history. However when you look inside someone you may not always like what you see. Abdominal pain can be tricky to manage, especially when you need to include swallow items in the differential diagnoses. This shows located in the intestines [...]
Medicine: A classic historical X-ray of the foot of a Boer War (1899-1902) soldier demonstrating a gunshot wound. A Mauser bullet has become lodged between the metatarsal bones of the big and second toes. Safety first: This radiograph was made by the soldier positioning his foot above a photographic plate, while an open electric discharge tube [...]
Medicine: Sometimes life just chooses your career for you.
Medicine: I think it’s a great name actually.
Medicine: Surely this isn’t real. Although tickling is an effective natural medicine, possibly comparable to seeing a Chiropractor. Ooh snap.
Medicine: An eight year old consumed up to 20 magnets and steel rods from a magnetic toy set.
Medicine: Saw my first intussusception – Blackcurrant jelly and donuts. Less delicious than it sounds when it’s blackcurrant jelly coloured stools and a positive donut sign on the ultrasound.
Medicine: Two months of Paeds ED has opened my eyes to the vast array of horrendous and criminal acts of baby naming in the community. Rules: 1. Never attempt to pronounce any mildly challenging children’s name. Instead 2. The weirder the name, the further from normality you are likely to end up with some bizarre rare [...]
Medicine: This X-ray reveals a mobile phone lodged in a Salvadoran prisoner’s back passage.
Medicine: This 2.5lb and 17 cm kidney stone was removed in Hungary and was the World’s Largest Kidney Stone.
Medicine: Most doctors are overworked, underpaid and tired all the time. Thankfully this leads to hilarious medical record notes to make the rest of us laugh. Enjoy. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. Exam of genitalia [...]
Medicine: An unfortunately knifing incident.
Medicine: Whenever there’s a pool there’s always a flirt Whenever there is school there’ll always be homework Whenever there’s a beat there’s always the drums Whenever there’s fun there’s always Coca Cola yeah Always Coca cola
Medicine: Bah! I said unhomogenised unpasteurised. Away with thee!
Medicine: Prozac: Modd Brightener. I can’t tell if this is a serious ad or being ironic.
Medicine: Nurse, get on the internet, go to SURGERY.com, scroll down and click on the Are you totaly lost? icon.
Medicine: I wonder what they do for a siren?
Medicine: Racing the halls of the hospital on trolleys.
Medicine: This X-ray reveals a Australian kitten detected inside the stomach of a 6-foot-long runner python.
Medicine: This sexy snellen chart provides a little more incentive to see better.
Medicine: Hilarious pre vaccination face.
Medicine: Yes it was probably painful. An unfortunate accident from running with keys.
Medicine: Everyone should learn CPR. Even Chipmunks. Those nuts can be a killer.
Medicine: An interesting style of epitaph.
Medicine: Riding the green pony. Yeeehaaaa!
Medicine: Regardless of the excessive bleeding in and around the head, we do not apply a tourniquet…
Medicine: The world’s most dangerous photobomber decides to bomb the xray.
Medicine: I think it’s a beverage holder of some description.
Medicine: Classic comedy. Fat guy wears ironic tshirt.
Medicine: Yo Dawg. I heard you likes dogs, so here’s a dog in a dog in a dog.
Medicine: Depressed? Overworked? Job Suck. Here is a pill for you. Fukitol 1000mg
Medicine: Specialising in Phalloplasty.
Medicine: Nail wins.
Medicine: Gesundtheit.
Medicine: Creepy xray of a sting ray.